[Nathan is hanging out at a bar, just waiting for the chance to take advantage of today's curse. Judging by the bright pink lipstick smear up his face and his smug grin, he's already been successful at least once. Or... just once. But that's not something he's about to admit.]

They really should have curses like this more often.

[There's a ( Read more... )

[At first the only visible are his teeth, lips drawn back in a grimace as Nathan tries to concentrate. There's a string of mozzarella stuck there. But, hey. Be fair. He was eating ( Read more... )

( bonus clip under the cut because I'm indecisive \o/ )

[The shot opens on Campbell. Or at least Campbell's legs. Gay Bar by Electric Six is playing loudly in the background. The camera moves up shakily, showing Campbell in full drag.

For a moment, there's just wobbling as Nathan attempts to balance the camera haphazardly on something, cutting Campbell's head out of the frame in the process. Then there's ( Read more... )

Okay, so some of you appear to be having money trouble. That's okay. Nothing wrong with that. But there are ways to deal with it. Helpful ways that don't include, say... selling your flatmates. I was homeless for a few months myself, so I know the tricks of the trade. And you know what? I'm happy to share ( Read more... )

[The shot opens on a close up of the back of Nathan's Community Payback jumpsuit, which, once the camera has zoomed out, can be seen to be hung on the back of his door. It's about the only thing in his room that seems to be in place when the camera pans around the room. There's a pile of dirty washing. A pile of shoes. Some stray feathers. His ( Read more... )

[Nathan is curled up in bed, so his voice is slightly muffled by his covers.]

Okay, so is anyone else getting any more of those pains that were going on before we managed to get rid of those harpies? Or am I the lucky winner here? [He says 'we'. In reality he didn't do anything to help.]

Fuck. I think this actually feels worse than getting ( Read more... )

[Nathan is standing with his arms outstretched, his right arm with five ravens perched on it, and four crows on his left. His left shoulder is occupied by a blue and gold macaw. Despite being covered in a fair amount of bird poo (his navy hoodie may not have been his best choice today), he looks pretty pleased.]Hey, Captain Birdseye. Say cunt ( Read more... )

[Grubby and cobwebby, Nathan is slouched on his bed, smoking a joint. He's definitely not feeling his usual self, looking a bit more withdrawn than he would normally.]

So, I think I died last night. Either that, or someone slipped me some really bad acid. [He stops and groans there, squeezing his eyes shut and dragging a hand down his face.] I ( Read more... )

[Somehow, Nathan has got hold of a clipboard. He lounges on Eden's couch for a while, staring intently at the clipboard as though the video's an accident. It isn't, however. Which becomes apparently when Nathan sits himself up, as though to make an important announcement. He'd almost seem formal if it wasn't for his casual jeans and t-shirt.] ( Read more... )